Where the Fuck is Dick Cheney?

The US is experiencing the worst disaster since the 2000 election and Dick Cheney has yet to say a word. Not a word out of that cold hearted demon! I guess there are no lies to tell to the media so he has nothing to say.

Where is he? Is he still planning his nuclear war on Iran or another round of domestic terrorism? Maybe he is checking to see if he has Fats Domino in his dead pool? Perhaps he is working out a no-bid contract for Halliburton to supply overpriced gas for the relief effort?

Where is he? He is the president of the United States, I mean the Vice President…wink wink…he might want to show his god damn scowling face and say something nice for a change!

Just venting,
Jesse, Editor, TvNewsLIES.org

UPDATE: 02-September, 2005 - I WAS RIGHT! Look: Halliburton gets Katrina contract, hires former FEMA director - Allbaugh managed Bush’s campaign for Texas governor in 1994, served as Gov. Bush’s chief of staff and was the national campaign manager for the Bush campaign in 2000. Along with Karen Hughes and Karl Rove, Allbaugh was one of Bush’s closest advisers.

“This is a perfect example of someone cashing in on a cozy political relationship,” said Scott Amey, general counsel at the Project on Government Oversight, a Washington watchdog group. “Allbaugh’s former placement as a senior government official and his new lobbying position with KBR strengthens the company’s already tight ties to the administration, and I hope that contractor accountability is not lost as a result.”

One Response to “Where the Fuck is Dick Cheney?”

  1. Olivia says:

    I asked the same question. (Without the expletive) Here’s the answer from a very reliable source. “He was with Dubya when he held his first conference about Katrina on the WH lawn last week. He’s fine. Don’t worry. He’s repairing the puppet strings. “

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