Feeling Fine? That’s What You Think!

Are you feeling OK? Do you have an overall feeling of wellness, absent any aches and pains? Do you sleep well and are you free of anxiety? Do your blood tests indicate perfect health and do you have a clean history free of any genetic disorders? Do you have a full head of hair, beautiful skin and healthy gums? Are you simply feeling vibrant, full of energy and ready to face each day with vigor and enthusiasm?

If you answered “yes” to any or all of these questions it may be a sign of a dangerous condition known as YANMUR Syndrome and you should consult your doctor about your potentially dangerous lack of symptoms. Your doctor may be able to prescribe the right medications that will keep this dreaded syndrome in check.

YANMUR syndrome is better know by its discoverers in the pharmaceutical industry as the You Are Not Making Us Rich Syndrome. We, the caring people in the pharmaceutical industry are working hard to eradicate this dreadful condition. We have worked hard to produce many medications that will some day eliminate this dreaded condition from our planet. And thanks to the help of advertising companies, the corporate media and the U.S. Congress we are well on our way to achieving our goal!

This message was brought to you by the pharmaceutical industry; we care about you…no really, we do!

Based on the real commercials on TV these days and based on the U.S. government’s legislation when it comes to pharmaceuticals, advertising, vaccines, etc., I feel that the preceding commercial may actually be produced in my lifetime. Think about it!

4 Responses to “Feeling Fine? That’s What You Think!”

  1. kanawah says:

    Un fortunately, this is all too real.
    I recently read an article at the following URL. As I do not know if the article is copywrited, am only posting the URl.

    It basiclly put fourth the proposition that there are many diseases that could be cured, but the pharmas and doctors do not do so. The reason being that they are in the illness business not the wellness business.

    One of the most prominent is Hypothyroid. The list of “diseases” that are symptoms of Hypothyroid is long, and are some of the most profitable for the drug companies.

  2. Cheryl says:

    Jesse, your post is perfectly delicious!
    You should submit it to “Mad T.V.” (for real)!

    p.s. Always remember: ann coulter is a dick.

  3. fido says:

    Cheryl- I think jesse described her as the other gender specific part.

    The legal pharmadoctoral drug pushers make the black market pushers look like a bunch of amateurs. The Pharmadoctors pretend to help the needy sufferer while the dope pusher is accused of trying to destroy the user. Semantics anyone? Certainly helps when you have the bulls on your side. Instead of throwing you in jail and forcing you into hiding, they protect your business, allow it to exist everywhere and profit. The mafia had a name for this practice- it was called “Eliminating The Competition and Monopolizing On Exposure”.

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