Are you feeling OK? Do you have an overall feeling of wellness, absent any aches and pains? Do you sleep well and are you free of anxiety? Do your blood tests indicate perfect health and do you have a clean history free of any genetic disorders? Do you have a full head of hair, beautiful skin and healthy gums? Are you simply feeling vibrant, full of energy and ready to face each day with vigor and enthusiasm?
If you answered “yes” to any or all of these questions it may be a sign of a dangerous condition known as YANMUR Syndrome and you should consult your doctor about your potentially dangerous lack of symptoms. Your doctor may be able to prescribe the right medications that will keep this dreaded syndrome in check.
YANMUR syndrome is better know by its discoverers in the pharmaceutical industry as the You Are Not Making Us Rich Syndrome. We, the caring people in the pharmaceutical industry are working hard to eradicate this dreadful condition. We have worked hard to produce many medications that will some day eliminate this dreaded condition from our planet. And thanks to the help of advertising companies, the corporate media and the U.S. Congress we are well on our way to achieving our goal!
This message was brought to you by the pharmaceutical industry; we care about youâ€¦no really, we do!
Based on the real commercials on TV these days and based on the U.S. governmentâ€™s legislation when it comes to pharmaceuticals, advertising, vaccines, etc., I feel that the preceding commercial may actually be produced in my lifetime. Think about it!