Mysterious Object Found: White House Evacuated

A mysterious object was found at the White House this morning leading to the complete evacuation of all occupants. Nobody in the White House including George W. Bush & Dick Cheney could identify the item but they both felt that it was a grave threat to their administration and they had the D.C. bomb squad dispose of it.

The new Democratic leadership in Congress refused to examine the item before its disposal but several well meaning members of Congress from both sided of the aisle led by Robert Byrd & Ron Paul were among the few people in D.C. to be able to identify the object. It turns out that the mysterious object that poses a threat to the Bush administration is the U.S. Constitution. Last we heard the object has been removed from the White House. Think about it!

2 Responses to “Mysterious Object Found: White House Evacuated”

  1. Truth Seeker on March 4, 1972 on January 7, 2003 on August 21, 2004, or no, sorry, actually says:

    Hung over today, Jesse?

  2. Jesse says:

    No. Maybe tomorrow.

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