Hey, Have You Heard the News? Betcha Haven’t!

I have been watching TV news for five straight days trying to find a single real news report. I’m telling you I can not for the life of me find any real news! Nothing! I watched CNN from the top of the hour at 9AM today and 27 minutes into the broadcast I still did not see anything that can accurately be described as legitimate national news. Even the coverage of stories that may be considered news had angles that made them non-news. For example a report on wild fires was actually a personal drama about a single family experiencing tragedy.

And don’t look for any news tonight; at least don’t look for news on CNN because Larry King will be devoting his entire hour to Paris Hilton. I have to hand it to Larry King He has done what no other human has; he managed to maintain a 50 year career without a single important accomplishment! He is to journalism what Joe Franklin was to late night talk shows! Long lived and unimportant.

I wish I could sit down with every American family and watch one hour of any news channel or program. I guarantee you that hour would change the lives of most Americans. They would for the first time see the criminality of the establishment news industry. It would become obvious to them. Maybe I can figure out a way to do that. Until then the tragic joke on the American people continues and Americans will continue to think Paris Hilton belongs on news broadcasts. Think about it.

4 Responses to “Hey, Have You Heard the News? Betcha Haven’t!”

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  2. i9natz says:

    Why don’t you prepare a weekly TV News free public watching on some big hall, theater, saloon, club, whatever, with live commentaries by yourself meanwhile?

  3. Truth Seeker on March 4, 1972 on January 7, 2003 on August 21, 2004, or no, sorry, actually says:

    Jesse, why not record a typical news broadcast, and do a voice-over on it, pointing out all the bullshit? You could post it on YouTube, here, or elsewhere… Or do copyrights prevent that?

    On a related note, this article made me remember something I saw on Fox News a couple years ago (only because my idiot in-laws insist on watching Fox News, and I was at their house): Whenever they would cover anything related to North Korea, they would put “NORTH KOREA MENACE” in huge, permanent letters on the screen. Is that journalism? Is it reporting? No, it’s right-wing framing.

  4. msheekhah says:

    Jesse, I have a server, and if you wanted to post your own video news series, we’d be glad to host for you. I know you can do it on youtube, but we won’t yank your content.

    I’d love to do the same thing, but not enough money for the dv suite I’d need.

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