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Author:  Purple Tang [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Want to sell your statue or bust of Jefferson?

I'm a student of the founding fathers and Jefferson is my favorite. So I'm looking for a large statue or bust of Jefferson for the front porch. The bigger the better.

Any ideas?

Thanks in advance.

Author:  Purple Tang [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:05 pm ]
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Hmmmm....I can think of a few busts that would fit well into the toilets water reservoir. Also saving water with each flush. :twisted:

Author:  Catherine [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:09 pm ]
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Have you tried EBAY?...for the Jefferson bust, not the toilet flusher saver, although you might find it at Ebay, too. :P

Author:  Purple Tang [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:10 pm ]
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Yes...I generally try Ebay first. Nothing unusual right now.

I'd really like a life size bust.

Author:  Catherine [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:25 pm ]
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How about a garden center? Potters? Art School students? Some of those cement casting places?

I once found a DAVID statue, complete with short penis, in an out of the way garden statuary shop. The owner eyed me suspiciously as I approached him and asked about a statue of a nude. He thought I was from the local Baptist church, who had been sending reps to his place of business, protesting his wares! After I'd assured him that I was not a local anything, he quickly showed me several nudes and I bought DAVID on the spot...he now stands in the little garden in the middle of our circular driveway.

Author:  Purple Tang [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:44 pm ]
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Huh....I always thought David was well hung.

Author:  Catherine [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:54 pm ]
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Uh, well...


Image

Author:  Purple Tang [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:06 am ]
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I was joking.

In my younger days, I was encouraged to go into p*rn or be a gigolo. I won't say why.

That was many moons ago and never my style.

Author:  lefty [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:00 am ]
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Cat, would you post a pic of your garden when it gets to blooming?

Author:  Catherine [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:05 am ]
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Yep, either here or I'll send it to you via your personal email.

Author:  Purple Tang [ Tue May 20, 2008 6:10 pm ]
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Speaking of David's size, one realizes that the statue would be deemed p*rnographic if David was well endowed. It would never be allowed public display.

I fear a neighbor looking through a window and spotting a shapely mannequin and then being accused of something because the mannequin has a somewhat big top...I stuffed her bra.

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