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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:42 pm 
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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Jeff Valdez
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Beware of giant squids today. Other than that, a good day for a nice walk along the beach.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Between now and the vernal equinox, trust anyone with freckles. After that, trust no one.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
And old friend will call today, who you haven't talked to in years. He'll remind you that you owe him money.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Good day to take up crime fighting, as a hobby. First, make yourself a really awesome leotard and cape, and maybe some sort of unusual headgear. That's how most of them get started.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You will write a newspaper article about the Internet today. Why not? Everybody else has.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Beware of celery.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Don't go out today, without a spatula. I can't say more.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You will have a hunch, today. Perhaps you should try a firmer mattress?

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will have trouble with the telephone, in which, no matter what number you call, you reach "Mo's Leather Emporium". Don't take it lightly.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Bring extra. You'll need it.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Good day to make Mexican food. Just don't drink the water.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
A package will arrive for you today, from a distant relative in Tibet. Scarlet-robed assassins will begin following you.

Catherine

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Don't go out today, without a spatula. I can't say more.


That pretty much sums up this summer, eh?

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Mine not so good. I am beginning to get paranoid as it is. :pale:

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A package will arrive for you today, from a distant relative in Tibet. Scarlet-robed assassins will begin following you.

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Mine not so good. I am beginning to get paranoid as it is.

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A package will arrive for you today, from a distant relative in Tibet. Scarlet-robed assassins will begin following you.


AH HAH, thats the connection!!!!

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