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 Post subject: OK...ARE YOU SICK OF THE ANNA NICOLE STORY ALREADY?
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:36 pm 
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Are you sick of the Anna Nicole Smith story already? Who's the father of her child? Did she actually have a child five months ago? :shock:

King Fisher, have you been messin' around with Anna Nicole? How about you, DO.g's? rooster? shoeless? nygreenguy? justinmoon22? APL? Sir? Just? Come on, admit it, even if it's not true..you might get to be on teevee, like that silly husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor who is claiming that he could be Dannie's Daddy.. :read:

At least, Keith Olberman is DENYING that he's the father. Glad we got that cleared up. Perhaps Anna Nicole's death was the result of a terrorist attack...from an Iranian agent who doesn't like balloon-breasted American blondes?

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yes, i do confess, that dna evidence will prove me to be the father of anna nicoles daughter.

all i did was email her a sperm sample of mine and VUIOLAAA!! she became pregnant! my boys can even swim thorough the internet and penetrate the most secure firewalls imaginable!


now there's the true story that evryones dying to hear about.

the iraq thing belongs on the back page.

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rooster, you definitely should notify Fox Noise and tell them that you know how you impregnated Anna Nicole and that you're the father! :P

Hey, I don't mean to be rude and crass because, whatever the story of her life actually was, Anna Nicole Smith did die far too young.

BUT, she couldn't hold a candle to Marilyn Monroe, and I don't care how much she "wanted" to be like Monroe. Monroe was naturally beautiful. Monroe didn't have babies, although she's rumored to have had several abortions. Monroe was smart and had talent, although she was never given credit for her brain power nor her talent when she was alive.

AND yes, this story is definitely shading some of the stuff that should be given top priority in the msm.. Libby's trial, the Iraq war, the budget, Iran, China, N. Korea, Dick Cheney, Lieberman, etc. etc. etc.

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the phone's ringing............

caller id says oreilly..........


..............ohhhh wait my call waiting is pulling up a call from sean hannity too.

which show should i go on guys? or should i cut a deal for both?

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Don't say that too loudly, Catherine. They may run out of wannabe fathers, and come looking on the internet. It will soon be on Fox news, the sperm on the blue dress. You do remember the infamous blue dress? Yes!, that one.. It appears a tiny bit was missing during all of Ken Starr's investigation, and now they know what happen to it. It ended up in Anna Nicole.. And Bill Clinton is the real father..

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