What if we opened a simple living school. Find simple living cooperatives that are interested, buy into them, and share the profits with them.
What we do is advertise at all the top university technical schools:
Don't waste the investment in your education!
Learn how to live simply, so that you can compete with foreigners for low-wage jobs and still pay off your student loans.
Our highly qualified instructors will show you how to simplify your life and live on almost nothing.
Residence courses last 6 weeks, and tuition is a mere $5,000 per course, which will pay for itself many times over as your pursue your professional career.
Applications can be obtained online at: (contact)
Enrollment is limited to ensure individual attention.
We spread the principles of simple living, help new graduates compete in the global economy, help cooperatives become self-sustaining, and make tons of money at the same time.
(Okay, I'm just kidding, but it does seem like the way to go.