Irritable Vowel Syndrome: Digesting Fox News

Catherine · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:51 am

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: Digesting Fox News, Bill O'Reilly and Dick Morris

One day during the last presidential campaign Bill O'Reilly said that he would not bring partisans on to The Factor to discuss the election because they would only be spinning the same ol' same ol' and just rehashing their side's nothing-new and biased talking points.

"We learn nothing new and that's not what we're about," reminded the always blunt, looking-out-for-you host.
That same night on O'Reilly Factor on Fox, not grasping the screaming comic irony, Bill brought on Newt Gingrich and Dick Morris to discuss John Kerry.

Forward fast to the present: Bill explains the legitimacy of Morris's appearance on Fox this week by saying that because Morris admits despising Hillary Clinton - so much so that he regularly panhandles for contributions to complete his Hillary hit-piece film - the "folks™" will know where he's coming from, so that his assessments of Hillary's campaign will provide them with information that can be judged properly once adequately digested.

Having Morris objectively analyze the subject of his commentary that he makes a living ripping, might seem irrational. Irrationality on The Factor? Puh-leeze.

Actually it's really quite logical. It just takes a little bit math and a little bit biology, but if you're willing to make the effort, learning from Fox, Bill and Dick can be lots of fun.

Here's how it works:

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dori · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:58 am

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Irritable Vowel Syndrome: Digesting Fox News, Bill O'Reilly and Dick Morris

Wonderful name!

And the slogan on your image above is priceless! I want that on a bumper sticker!!!

shoeless · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:21 am

And Fox News continues to operate as the propaganda organ of the Republican Party.

Fox seizes on GOP charges that Gore violated witness rules, ignoring chairs' discretion to waive or ignore them

Summary: Fox News' America's Newsroom uncritically reported Republican assertions that Al Gore violated House and Senate committee rules by not submitting copies of his testimony 48 hours in advance, but did not note that committee rules give the chairman authority to waive or ignore the requirement.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200703210010

DO.g's · **Joined:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:19 pm **Posts:** 2533

Nicely put together , this piece takes time to digest and expel. Like how he ends it-

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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how crap is disseminated on The Factor.

Of course, swallowing too many Fox nuts and what they say can cause digestive bloviation and exacerbate the dreaded Irrational Vowel Syndrome

Fox News. Fair, balanced and highly excretable.
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About author Steve Young is an award-winning television writer and failed talk-show host who authored "Great Failures of the Extremely Success" www.greatfailure.com

Why? Because they're f*cking stupid!!!

Thanks shoe for another expletive descriptive :!:

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