A Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking
together one day.
They came across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will
give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total." says the
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and
my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
With the blink of the Genie's eye, ' POOF ' the land in Canada
was forever made fertile.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, " I want a wall around
Afghanistan, so that no Infidels, Jews or Americans can come into
our precious country."
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a hugh
wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer) asks, "I'm very curious, Please
tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about
15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country;
nothing can get in or out-----------virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, " BEAUTIFUL--NOW FILL IT WITH WATER."