A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?'
Dad says "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I'm the breadwinner if the family, so lets call me Capitalism.
Your Mom is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you
The Nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now think about all that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room.
The door was locked, so he peeks in the keyhole and sees his
father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
Understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about." The little boy replys,
"Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government
is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in