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 Post subject: Flight attendant --- R
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:21 pm 
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The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant who was certainly enjoying himself. He came swishing
down the isle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey
has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could put up your trays that
would be super."

"On his trip back down the aisle he noticed that a woman hadn't
moved a muscle, "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat.
"Well sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you. PUT THE TRAY UP BITCH."


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