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 Post subject: Most women are very intelligent - Bright Women
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:02 pm 
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A few examples -- LOL

We got off the Titanic first.

Taxi's stop for us.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look
like an idiot.

No fashion faus pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congradulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our
privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture
them naked.

Most women don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. I make
an exception to this statement since I have two left feet and very little
success getting them and my body into the same rhythm at the same
time.lol

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence,
because they aren't listening anyway.

We can express our thoughts without having to use 50 cent or 1.00
words - because we already know men think we are only complaining
about something when we speak , cause they don't listen.

There are times when chocolate really can solve most problems we
have.


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THANK YOU, deeann!

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As my favorite comedian Phyllis Diller said: "A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."

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