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Author:  dee35ann [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:47 pm ]
Post subject:  The Red head and the Brunette

A red head and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana.
They decided to buy a bull to mate with their cows to increase their
herd.
The brunette takes their life savings of $600.00 dollars and goes to
Texas to buy a bull.
She meets with an old cowboy who will sell her the only bull he has
for $599.00, the rest costs $1,000.00 dollars or more. He says take
it or leave it.

She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, I'd
like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: "Have
found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the
U. S. are $.75 cents per word." She thinks about it for a moment and
decides. "I'd like to send one word, please."
"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable," replys the brunette. The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but is your friend gonna understand this telegram?"

The brunette replies, "My friend is a red head and reads Real slow,
when she gets this, she will see----------
COM-FOR-DA-BULL."

Author:  shoeless [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:21 pm ]
Post subject: 

Are you sure the redhead in that joke wasn't originally a blond?

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Author:  dee35ann [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Blond or red head

You are absolutely correct shoeless. I changed the blonde for the
red head. There are dumb people with different colors of hair and
different degrees. I cut a little slack for blondes every once in a while.

Example - no exceptions needed.

A blond walks into a bank in New York and asks for a $5,000.00 loan.
She says she is going to Europe for two weeks on a business trip and
needs to borrow $5,000.00.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan. The blond hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on
the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks
out, so the loan is granted.

The bank's president and its officers enjoy a good laugh at the blondes
expense, for using a $250,000.00 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000.00 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the banks underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000.00 and the
$15.41 interest incurred for the two weeks. The loan officer says, "Miss,
we are happy to have your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What
puzzled us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000.00?"

The blonde repies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect my car to be there with no parts
missing, when I return?"


Very smart blonde - huh?

Author:  Catherine [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:40 pm ]
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How about some jokes about blonde, brunette, and red-headed men? I know some pretty stupid men, but nobody ever makes jokes about their intellectual abilities that are based on their hair-color! :P :twisted: Of course, there are jokes made about men who have NO hair! 8)

Author:  lefty [ Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:39 am ]
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Toupee Catherine. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) Dang I'm funny.

Author:  Catherine [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:31 pm ]
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Here's a blonde joke to add to the other colors...or lack thereof! :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DctVteQDRIM

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