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 Post subject: ANOTHER ILLNESS TO WATCH OUT FOR!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:44 am 
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'


'I can't see my ass coming into work today."

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