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 Post subject: TEN LOGICAL REASONS AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE:
PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:42 am 
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TEN LOGICAL REASONS AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE:

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or the Internet.

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No one thinks this is funny?

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lefty wrote:
No one thinks this is funny?


lefty—
Funny indeed just been busy putting out another Ron Paul brush fire.

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I know, I guess I was just hoping for a little snicker. I'm glad you guys are on the ball with the RP freaks, I simply get so mad and frustrated that I cannot even continue to be reasonable with them.

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:laughing3:

I think a more apt response would be--right on! The reason that is funny is because it is oh, so true.

I especially love the 'we don't believe in anything unnatural' business. I love the little old ladies with orange hair yelling at me that condems are unnatural and we don't believe in anything unnatural.

Great piece, lefty!

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dori wrote:
I especially love the 'we don't believe in anything unnatural' business. I love the little old ladies with orange hair yelling at me that condoms are unnatural and we don't believe in anything unnatural.


In addition to the orange hair, let's not forget:
1. Dental bridgework or even a full set of dentures.
2. Glasses with and without cataract surgery.
3. Full hip replacements.
4. Hubby's Viagra prescription.
5. Pacemakers for one or both.
6. Full battery of life extending drugs.
7. Hearing aids.
. . . .

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Good points. All good points!

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I LOVED it, lefty...how about all that unnatural botox so many people are having injected into their bodies nowadays? And let's not forget the TATTOOS that are so fashionable but UNNATURAL! :P

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We have Amish in the area. Now there are natural people!!!

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