Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation. Last year
when one flea got to Miami, he was shivering and shaking. The other flea asked him,
"Why are you shaking so badly?"
The first flea said, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on
The other flea responded, "That's the worst way to travel! Try what I do: Go to the New
Jersey airport bar, have a few drinks, and while you are there, look for a nice stewardess - crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanked the second flea and said he would give it a try next summer.
A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you to?"
"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said! I went to the New Jersey airport bar, I had a few drinks, and finally this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. But it was so nice and warm that I fell asleep..."
The second flea said, "So how did you end up like this again?!"
The first flea answered, "When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."