Joined: Sat May 29, 2004 11:46 pm
|Got this in an email:
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style.
The contestants will start in Dallas , travel to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over toHouston and down to Brownsville .
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , on to El Paso , then to Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo . From there, they'll proceed to Abilene , Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read, 'I'm g@y', 'I'm a vegetarian', 'I voted for Al Gore', 'George Strait Sucks', 'Hillary in 2008', and 'I'm here to confiscate your guns!'
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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