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 Post subject: After 40 years of marriage
PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:20 pm 
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After 40 years of marriage...

After 40 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the Missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"

"I found the remote. " he mumbled.

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After 32 years of marriage the question from either side would be, "Where did you hide the remote?" The feeling around would require too much action.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:18 pm 
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oh, whew, he didn't have to "dig" for it

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