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"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign,stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:"JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . "Their sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.00."
Catherine
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"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime." Honore de Balzac
"Democrats work to help people who need help. That other party, they work for people who don't need help. That's all there is to it." ~Harry S. Truman
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