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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:34 pm 
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During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the liquor store.

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Born agains and evangelicals wouldn't recognize god's grace if it smacked them in face.

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I lived in Utah for a year where my trashcan was filled regularly with beer cans and wine bottles from my neighbors. I was a known infidel and the trash collectors wouldn't need to turn me in to the local bishop.

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