A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.`
A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
Not to be outdone, a Texas doctor, said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.'
"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."
Honore de Balzac
"Democrats work to help people who need help.
That other party, they work for people who don't need help.
That's all there is to it."
~Harry S. Truman