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 Post subject: President committed suicide
PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:09 pm 
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A secret service agent rushed to the room of the head domestic at the White House.

Come quickly - we need immediate clean up.

Why - what's happened?

The President has just committed suicide and we need the oval office cleaned up.

Well - thats the first thing the President has done that will please the world in almost eight years. How did he kill himself?

He shot his brains out and we need to clean it up STAT.

He shot his brains out - huh? Well I'll need a magnifying glass to find the brain mass and a Q-Tip to wipe it up. Easiest clean-up I've had in almost eight years also.


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