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 Post subject: The George W. Bush Presidential Library
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:54 am 
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The George W. Bush Presidential Library - a monument to his years in office, is in the planning stages.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first tour,
they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth
tour.)

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice,coins, and straws.

Note: The museum will feature an electron microscope
to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.

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This will stain the image of presidential libraries.

It needs a bomb & missile room commemorating his favorite tools of diplomacy. It should be built on a 600 foot mini carrier.

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It needs a anti-Nausea Room.

No doubt the whole thing will be shaped like the crypt.

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