Come and listen to my story bout a man named John.

Poor aviator couldn't keep his engines on.

Spent five years in a prison in Hanoi.

Then spent 8 more as George Bush's boy.


Well, the first thing you know John wed a millionaire,

And Cindy said John lets get away from here.

Said the White House is the place you want to be.

So they sold their souls and joined the GOP.


Then a woman named Sarah joined up in the race.

Buying all new clothes spending dough in every place.

She looked kinda nice but it didn't help her in the polls.

So she went back to Alaska a-sporting a bloody nose.

Gosh darn it.
Rue a spell.
Don't come back, now, hear?