Maybe "Womyn, I feel like a man?" for a twist. "Feel like a woman" sounds a little kinky for a backwoods country gal.
Shucks, what's the big city done?
Lonely men who fall for an image in spike heels. Canadian beer is to blame,
- makes her look sooo good.
We should package her as Goethe and send her to Germany, where they love her disco/country sound.
Well if you were a north Ontario gal you'd understand that young girls receive compulsary early training as a moose caller. They have competitions every year here, kinda like your American idol, but they can only be moose caller of the north by squealing through their noses. A kind of high pitched eerie whine that say, Paula Abdul might let go, or, at the very least, a Mariah Carey ear splitter.
Shania was 4 year champion, blue ribbon moose caller all the way from L'Abitibi P.Q, to Lac Nipising, H'ontario. Dats quite da proboscis she possess and a beefed up set a lungs don't hurt either. Once she smelled the green of America, we couldn't stop her.
Any way, From Canada, sorry for Shania, and anyone who resembles her, even if it is Alan Thicke. We won't let this happen again.
This is our vigilante border patrol. Up until now its been to keep Americans out, not Canadians in. These guys are going to need to be retrained. Turn around , face the other direction.