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 Post subject: 10 Things Bush Can Do to Gain Back Popularity
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:10 pm 
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10. Dip into Social Security fund to give every American free HBO

9. Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina

8. Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit and maybe capturing Osama.

7. Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game

6. Replace his"Country Simpleton" persona with more lovable "Hillbilly Idiot" Image

5. Use Weekly Radio Address to give Americans a Van Halen two-fer

4. Get Saddam to switch to boxers

3. Ditch the Librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady

2. Resign.

1. Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes

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