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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:18 pm 
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Here's a little ditty for ya...just in case you've forgotten what GWB was like! :lol:

Spotted this a the Smirking Chimp. Here's the link: ... eadID=4762

Oh, the Yellow Rogue of Texas
is quite a sight to see,
He walks upon his knuckles
and swings from tee to tee,
With a mouth that sucks a lemon
and a squinty beady eye,
The Yellow Rogue of Texas snarls,
“Y’all don’t mess with I!!”

Oh, the Yellow Rogue of Texas
is dastardly indeed,
He takes away from chi’ren
the things they dearly need,
And he screws the old folks royal,
While spittin’ in their eye,
That Yellow Rogue of Texas is
His Mama’s kinda guy!

He’s the meanest little cowchip
these eyes have ever seen,
He learned it all from Mama,
that mean goat-ropin’ queen,
And he hands out special favors
to all his kith and kin
But if you point the finger,
man, they’re sure to haul you in.

Oh, the Yellow Rogue of Texas
can blow it out his ass
He’s never sat a saddle –
too busy burnin’ gas –
And he wears that big ol’ buckle,
the size of ol’ Big D,
Emblazened in red, white and blue
it reads, “Praise God and Me!!”

Oh, the Yellow Rogue of Texas
went AWOL from the Guard,
He hid out in the bushes
(a-snortin' mighty hard),
When they asked him why he'd done it,
he smirked and scratched his head,
"My Daddy said I oughtta
let the brown boys go instead!"

He’s a twisted little psycho,
who thinks he’s mighty tough,
He chokes himself on pretzels
and treats his doggy rough.
Says his daddy didn’t love ‘im,
just ‘cuz he couldn’t read -
That’s why the Rogue of Texas
is so hateful and so peeved.

There's a sneaky, snarky Yalie
who cheered his way through school,
Instead of bein’ brilliant,
the guy was just a tool,
And this cheerleader got huffy
when asked who Daddy owned,
"Just shut yer trap, ya lib'ral, or
I'll have ya Skulled and Boned!"


"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."
Honore de Balzac

"Democrats work to help people who need help.
That other party, they work for people who don't need help.
That's all there is to it."

~Harry S. Truman

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