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 Post subject: That's Life
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:34 pm 
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THAT'S LIFE

Do not eat natural foods. I used to eat a lot of natural foods
until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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If quitters never win and winners never quit, then
who is the fool who said,
"Quit while you're ahead?"
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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach that person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days,
no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to?
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather;
it pays no attention to criticism.
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Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200
and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Originally posted by sky of mind at www.oldamericancentury.com

Catherine

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"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."
Honore de Balzac

"Democrats work to help people who need help.
That other party, they work for people who don't need help.
That's all there is to it."

~Harry S. Truman


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