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 Post subject: X-Day is coming- get ready for the Rupture
PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:01 am 
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As we all know, the Apocalypse will arrive AT LAST AT 7:00 am on the morning of July 5th, 2006! And the Church of the SubGenius is preparing for the blessed event by gathering once again at the chosen Arrival Site for the Escape Vessels of the Sex Goddesses: Brushwood! Home of Starwood and the Blue Heron Festival! All those who join us will be saved and ushered into an ETERNITY of blissful SEXHURT when the moment long as they have paid their all-important SubGenius Ordainment Fee of $30!

There may be some of you who will be embarking on the SPRAM (Sacred Pilgrimage to Rupture All Mutants) for the very first time, as you come to join us at Brushwood to celebrate THE END. If you have never been among our kind before, then you should be aware that our mighty leader, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, has entrusted us all with THREE COMMANDMENTS to shreve our shouls at Brushwood:

Commandment #1:

Those of you who are veterans of the previous X-Day drills will know that there are many unsaved souls who *deserve* the "special treatment" given to those chosen few at X-Day. Therefore, it is up to you to bring as many people with you as possible!

Commandment #2:

X-Day is a completely spontaneous celebration, and as usual no "scheduled events" are planned. But a lot of great stuff happens there, because people get off their asses and DO stuff to make it a grand time! Every year we see a few whiners who sit back and ask "is something gonna happen, man? This is boring!" But these losers are vastly outnumbered by the ones who DO things and make X-Day a truly memorable event!

Therefore: if there is something that YOU want to see happen at X-Day, then go ahead and MAKE IT HAPPEN! When the Rupture happens, YOU can be there with us, and YOU can cause something special to happen at the great moment! (Play music, stage a show, drink tainted Kool-Aid...) Likewise, YOU can stage your own event and get lots of others to take part!

Which leads to Commandment #3:


The best way to prepare for the end and make things happen is to BRING stuff with you! Aside from the essentials needed to survive the End of the World (camping gear, food, etc.), you can also put together a box of weird stuff and FIND a use for it at X-Day! You can bring lots of extra food and trade it away, or have a barbeque, or use it for kinky food porn, or who knows what else. You can stage a performance art piece. You can bring your instruments and get on stage to blow away the audience! You can build things, you can destroy can do ANYTHING YOU WANT! (As long as you don't steal away the Slack of your fellow revellers, that is.)

More details on X-Day (including directions and cost) can be found at:

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