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 Post subject: Terry Gross Beats the Hell Out of Bill O'Reilly!
PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:21 am 
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Terry Gross Beats The Hell Out of Bill O'Reily!

Unconfirmed sources report that NPR host Terry Gross has delivered a serious beating to FOX demagogue Bill O'Reily. The incident occurred at FOX studios during a taping of O'Reilly's news magazine The Factor. O'Reilly apparently pushed Ms. Gross a little too far and she decided to lay some smack down on the FOX News personality. FOX news would not comment on the incident, but Ms. Gross said in a statement. 'Some one had to do it."

This is not the first time the two have tangled. The conflict between the two media personalities has a long history, which began when Gross interviewed O'Reily on her program Fresh Air. During the interview Gross kept on asking O'Reily to explain why he bullies and belittles his guests and then talks over them. She also asked him to respond to statements by the political visionary Al Franken. O'Reily couldn't handle it and left the studio like a crybaby. The two personalities then traded bards while a hungry nation yearned for a rematch.

Don King, the noted boxing promoter, stepped in and helped negotiate an appearance by Ms. Gross on O'Reilly's infotainment program The Factor. His idea to massively promote the "Rumble in the Spin Zone" never took off, but the two finally met for a re-match and the sparks flew.

The interview started off with O'Reily playing the end of the previous interview that he walked out on. From that point it went down hill. Ms. Gross kept her cool until O'Reily said something nasty about her mother. The transcript of the program that appears on the on the FOX News site has had the statement edited out. It is at that point Ms. Gross went over the desk on O'Reily.

An intern who was in the studio at the time described the fisticuffs. "It was totally cool. That Terry Gross is a lot tougher that she looks. She went right over the desk and started to pound him. She was wailing on him and he tried to fight back, but he was totally out matched. She may be five foot nothing, but she opened up a whole can of 'whoop ass' on O'Reily." The intern went on to describe how the production crew clapped for Ms. Gross after she pummeled the FOX demagogue senseless.

As Ms. Gross left the set she was heard to say. "Put that in your Spin Zone buddy."

FOX refused to comment on the story, but a spokes person did say that Mr. O'Reilly had suffered minor injuries from a fall inside the notoriously slippery Spin Zone.




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