So, you're only in it for the money? You won't keep it.It'll be gone in booze before it's of any use. You'll just piss it into some bartenders hand anyway.
You're not crazy, you're Australian- and it's OK to make love to animals. Get drunk, go find a wallabe lover and get fucked.
Australia- where the men are tough, and the women are tougher.
Aussie Pizza- Get drunk- put pizza in oven- fall asleep for 4 hours- wake up and serve charcoal black with smoke and burnt kitchen cabinets.
Seat belts are compulsary Drunk driving is taken seriously in the outback. You never know when a wallabe will jump out in front of your car. When you're on ones pat, fresh meat for a fuckin' good time. It pays to have a kangaroo loose in the top paddock and one in the back seat for a go around. Just call her Sheila and she's yours 'til you sober up- if that ever happens.
How about investing in Jesse's fund ya bit of a cheap bastard.
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