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 Post subject: Political Humor/Satire "Fractured Christmas Songs"
PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:10 pm 
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
From: Newpeacesign@aol.com

Bush has ruined my Christmas. The following are my new words to the Christmas songs. Hope you like them and share them. I would like to see bands of three or four people singing on street corners and in front of K-mart, using these words, with loudspeakers, and giving the gift of TRUTH to shoppers. PLEASE PUT THEM ON THE AIR IF YOU CAN! SHARE THEM WITH MUSICIANS!
Please feel free to make copies of these, or if you like change the words, add verses, whatever-but get out the idea that this is not like a real Christmas because we are too blue to celebrate. Give passers by copies of these words and write down the names of good websites like truthout.org, blackboxvoting. org, tvnewslies.org, kpfk.org, pacifica.org and democracynow.org. The last three are good radio stations that tell the truth.

Mary Jacobs (323) 260-4895
East Los Angeles, CA 90063

(If you want a copy of places to call or things to do, please e-mail me, newpeacesign@aol.com)

The Twelve Days of Fascism
(To Tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)

On the first day of fascism, George Bush gave to me
A court-ordered presidency!

On the second day of fascism, George Bush gave to me
Two towers down and a court ordered presidency!

On the third day of fascism, George Bush gave to me
Third World War. Two towers down, and a court ordered presidency!

On the fourth day of fascism, George Bush gave to me
Four more years, Third World War, Two towers down, and a court-ordered presidency

On the fifth day of fascism, George Bush gave to me
FIVE VOTE MACHINES! Four more years, Third World War, Two Towers down, and a court-ordered presidency!

On the sixth day of fascism, George Bush gave to me
Six fact’ries closing, FIVE VOTE MACHINES! Four more years, Third World War, Two Towers down, and a court-ordered presidency!

On the seventh day of fascism, George Bush gave to me
Seven jobs outsourcing, Six fact’ries closing, FIVE VOTE MACHINES! Four more years, Third World War, Two Towers down, and a court-ordered presidency!

On the eighth day of fascism George Bush gave to me
Eight soldiers dying, Seven jobs outsourcing, Six fac’tries closing, FIVE VOTE MACHINES! Four more years, Third World War, Two Towers down, and a court-ordered presidency!

On the ninth day of fascism, George Bush gave to me
Nine TV’s lying, Eight soldiers dying, Seven jobs outsourcing, Six fac’tries closing, FIVE VOTE MACHINES! Four more years, Third World War, Two Towers down, and a court-ordered presidency!


On the tenth day of fascism, George Bush gave to me
Ten without healthcare, Nine TV’s lying, Eight soldiers dying, Seven jobs outsourcing, Six fact’ries closing, FIVE VOTE MACHINES!
Four more years, Third World War, Two Towers down, and a court-ordered presidency!

On the eleventh day of fascism, George Bush gave to me
Eleven with a draft scare, Ten without healthcare, Nine TV’s lying, Eight soldiers dying, Seven jobs outsourcing, Six fac’tries closing, FIVE VOTE MACHINES! Four more years, Third World War, Two Towers down, and a court-ordered presidency!

On the twelfth day of fascism, George Bush gave to me
Twelve poor old people, Eleven with a draft scare, Ten without healthcare, Nine TV’s lying, Eight soldiers dying, Seven jobs outsourcing, Six fac’tries closing FIVE VOTE MACHINES!
Four more years, Third World War, Two Towers down, and a court-ordered presidency!

George Bush Stole One More Election!
(We wish you a Mer ry Christmas!)
(to the tune of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas")

George Bush stole one more election!
George Bush stole one more election!
George Bush stole one more election,
With Diebold Machines!

They don't give a paper trail
They dont give a paper trail
They don't give a paper trail
So people can cheat!

("Good tidings we bring to you and your kin" melody to:)
The fraud and the lies, Democracy dies!
Revote the election and Check the machines!

(This is about the fact that 80% of the vote was counted by private companies owned by two Republican brothers)
Republican brothers counting
Republican brothers counting
Republican brothers counting
To steal the vote!

(In many precincts in Ohio, there were more votes than people. This is especially true with absentee ballots.)
More votes than there're real people
More votes than there're real people
More votes than there're real people
And all are for BUSH!

Chorus:
The fraud and the lies, Democracy dies!
Revote the election and
Check the machines!

Black people were really cheated
Black people were really cheated
Black people were really cheated
With fewer machines!

The white folks got six or seven
The white folks got six or seven
The white Folks got six or seven
But blacks just got two!

Chorus:
The fraud and the lies, Democracy dies!
Revote the election and
Check the machines!

Ken Blackwell belongs in jail
Ken Blackwell belongs in jail
Ken Blackwell belongs in jail
For denying vote rights!

He won't let the counters in there
He won't let the counters in there
He won't let the counters is there
Where they can recount!

The fraud and the lies, Democracy dies!
Revote the election and
Check the machines!

The Exit polls were all screwed up
The Exit polls were all screwed up
The Exit polls were all screwed up
Without paper trails!

Call TV and all in Congress!
Call TV and all in Congress!
Call TV and all in Congress!
We must change things now!

The fraud and the lies, Democracy dies!
Revote the election and
Check the machines!

ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH!
(Fallen An gels An ti christ!) (Visit www.bushisantichrist.com)

Fallen Angels, Antichrist!
Rumsfeld, Cheney, Bush and Rice!
Warring bloody all the way
Oil profits here to stay

CHORUS: ("Gory war" instead of "Gloria")
Go -o- ry war
(Glo - o - ri a )
In Iraq they've screwed up
In Excel sis De o)
Go -o- - ry war
(Glo ooo ri a )
In Iraq they've it's one big mess!
In Excel sis De o)

Depleted Uranium covering the soldiers' lungs!
Sick mutated babies born!
Widows, wives we're all forlorn!

CHORUS: (Gory War! etc. see above)

Now they need more troops to kill
Vietnam vets know the drill
Dying, killing, getting sick
All of us feel very tricked!

CHORUS: (Gory War! etc. see above)

Silent Night
Melody to the following:

Bombs in the Night
Nucular Light
Mosques on Fire!
Thanks to liars

Nukes in space thanks to
Monkey Face
One more war on those
of a brown race

Dr. Strangelove is here!
Dr. Strangelove is here!

I'll Be Home For Christmas
(I'll be homeless Christmas)

I'll be homeless Christmas
Section Eight's no more
Shelters, soup lines, Urined streets
It's worse than before!

Little kids now join me
No bed for their heads!
We'll be homeless Christmas
The voters voted red!

_________________
"On the First Day of Fascism, George Bush Gave to Me, A Court-ordered Presidency!"


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