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 Post subject: George is a Saint
PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:21 am 
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President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the

Methodist Church outside of Washington as part of his campaign.

Bush's campaign manager made a visit to the Bishop

and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among

Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research and the like.

We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during

your sermon you'd say the President is a saint."

The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and

finally says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to

do it."

Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug and

as the sermon progresses the Bishop begins his homily:

"George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit.

He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel with the world's largest

chip on his shoulder.

He steals elections. He politicizes science. He has lied about his military

record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier

posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.'"

"He invaded a country for oil and money, and is

using it to lie to the American people.

He continues to blur the line between church and state.

Corruption is rampant in his administration.

He routinely appoints incompetent and unqualified cronies to high-level federal government positions and as a result, hundreds and hundreds of

Americans died tragically in New Orleans.

He is so psychotic and megalomaniacal that he

believes that he was chosen by God."

"He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever

personally known."

"But compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his

cabinet, George Bush is a Saint."


"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."
Honore de Balzac

"Democrats work to help people who need help.
That other party, they work for people who don't need help.
That's all there is to it."

~Harry S. Truman

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Just sent this to some people who will get as big a kick out of it as I did.

Thanks, Catherine!

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