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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:45 pm 
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If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray because you are dead! Remember to wear clean underwear in public, especially if you're going to be working under your vehicle.

A couple drove to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, the wife dutifully stepped forward, knelt down, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back out of sight. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.


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Guess I aint dead yet:) That was funny:)

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:lol:

What I'd like to know is how the wife managed to "tuck everything out of site." :? :P

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I am not dead yet either! Still laughing :D

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Catherine wrote:
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What I'd like to know is how the wife managed to "tuck everything out of site." :? :P

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I'm sure it took a lot of work. lol

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