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Author:  yankhadenuf [ Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Alligators

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "what you been eatin' boy?"

"Neocon politicians, same as you." replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator , "I think I see your problem.
You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a neocon politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase."

Author:  Catherine [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:01 pm ]
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:toothy10: :lol: :lol: :lol: :sign5:

Catherine

Author:  dori [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:24 pm ]
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Darn, my notepad isn't working and I want to send this to people.

Will have to return for it--great joke, it has that element of truth to it!

Author:  yankhadenuf [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:36 pm ]
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Someone handed it to me on a typed sheet at work ... I only changed one word > neocon was Republican :? on the sheet :lol: . Thought it'd get more mileage out of the joke if we could pass it on to our Republican family and friends too(yes, I have a few, don't you :wink: ).

Author:  dori [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:49 pm ]
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EVERYONE here is Republican.

I like the neocon version better--there are some Republicans who are quite dismayed their party walked away from them.

Author:  yankhadenuf [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:04 pm ]
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dori wrote:
"Evil is a lack of empathy, a total incapacity to feel with their fellow man." - - Capt. Gilbert - U.S. Army Psychiatrist at the Nuremberg Trails


:arrow: I admire Capt. Gilbert's quote , dori :!:
(Used it myself a few times)

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