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 Post subject: Crab, Anyone?
PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:46 pm 
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers on the

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your
wife," said one trooper.

"Well tell me now! Did you find her?" Wilkins shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear

Fearing the worst, an ashen Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkins.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had twelve 25 pound
king crabs and six good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her body."

Stunned, Wilkins demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great

The trooper replied, "We're pulling her up again tomorow."


"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."
Honore de Balzac

"Democrats work to help people who need help.
That other party, they work for people who don't need help.
That's all there is to it."

~Harry S. Truman

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:31 pm 
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Awww man, lol, that was just wrong!!! :lol:

The war to end all wars can only be fought on the front-lines of the mind.

The greatest deception they have perpetrated is that we need them. Our greatest mistake is that we believe them.

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hahaha, crazy!!

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