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 Post subject: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southener?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:08 am 
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Subject: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southener?



Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.< BR>
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?

W hat does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
< BR> Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
days and try to come to a consensus.


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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

..................................................................

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one??

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 8:36 am 
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piss poor analogy suckshot.

i'm a registered independant voter (a catagory you forgot to list) who would more'n likely have assesed the situation relatively quickly and taken the neccessary appropriate action based upon my own insticnts for the survival of my wife, son and myself.

the outcome for the towelhead would not be pretty.

i live in the heart of Greedy Ole Party territory in central pa and can vouch for with overwhelming certainty the number of registered repuglicans who would be scared shitless if they were ever faced with such a scenario.







try again moron.

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Bucky has a way of making friends real fast.

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Well, he has two friends...shane7 and kmac!

It's just real funny that they're never here at the same time. :3some:

You'd think they'd want to help each other when all of us LIBERALS start to chew on one or the other's ass! :twisted:

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:55 pm 
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My god, I see that what passes for humor amongst neocons concerns nothing but fear and death.

What a forlorn existance these fearful grovelers lead. Their abject fear causes them to constantly attempt to pump themselves up with fantasies about their toughness and bravery.

For instance, here are a couple of bucky's buddies from pwic.

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For instance, here are a couple of bucky's buddies from pwic.


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HERE'S ONE OF THEM IN REAL LIFE.

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