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ARE YOU HAPPY?
If not, maybe I can help! Please bear with me...
Feel free to contact me at and tell me how you think I could make you happy; I'll try my absolute hardest to make that happen. Whatever your suggestion, no matter how ridiculous, if it will make you happy then come hell or high water I will do it in a flash. Just let me know.
It would make you happy if I sent you a funny picture of a Henry Hoover, or a box of Cheerios via post? Fine; I'll do just that. You want me to meet you in town and go to a Starbucks? Lovely stuff - I'll be there in a jiffy. Me walking to Liverpool in the rain dressed as a giant pastry and doing a funny little dance on live TV would make you happy? Well that would be slightly annoying, but if it would make you happier, then by God I'll do as you ask.
This is nothing sinister or even slightly dodgy; I'm just a regular joe intent on trying to cheer up members of the public and, my friend, MAKE YOU HAPPY!! Feel free to take this poster and tell your mates. This is an absolutely true request - I know it may appear odd but I'm just trying to make people a little chirpier.
Don't just think about it... DO IT! Tell me at
Regards,
Your pal,
Matt.
xx
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