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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:16 am 
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas .

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DAMNIT, WOULD YOU GIRLS STOP DOING THAT TO ME!!!!!

That was awsome. Thank you very much I needed a laugh. :lol: :lol:

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DAMNIT, WOULD YOU GIRLS STOP DOING THAT TO ME!!!!!

That was awsome. Thank you very much I needed a laugh


Should I Have a Baby After 35?

I cannot believe you've not seen this, CE, during one of your visits to the Her Talk forum! :P

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Should I have a baby after 35 I did see:) My wife sent it out to everyone she knew she thought it was so funny. Hrmph, and I thought men had a sick sense of humor. You women are twisted I tell ya. :lol:

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But you still love us, we know! :twisted:

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Without a doubt. Keeps my wits about me. [smilie=kiss of love.gif]

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