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 Post subject: Shopping for Shoes in the Everglades
PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:00 pm 
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A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades .
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were
asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and
give it a try!"

The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the
side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist
deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature
and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.
Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes
heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out ..

"SHIT... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"

Catherine

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I have a friend that collects dumb blond jokes. I will send her this one--she will love it!


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