The 23rd Qualm

Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.

He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

He leadeth me into still wilderness

He restoreth my fears.

He leadeth me into the paths of international

Disgrace for his ego's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,

I will find no exit, for thou art in office.

The tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.

Thou preparest an agenda of deception in presence of the religion.

Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.

My health insurance runneth out.

Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me
all the days of thy term,

And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

...From a current member of the Society of Friends.