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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:34 pm 
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Banned From WalMart

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to
Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping.

He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a
letter sent to her from the store.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our
stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance
equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr.
Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code
3' in house wares.. and watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers
he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him him, he begins to cry and
asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; us ed it as a mirror, and
picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk
if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme .

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the
fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least ...

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then
yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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ROFL!! Funny man.

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hmmm...

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp

bummer.

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I was kicked out of Best Buy and told never to come back. :)


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You can't say that and not tell us why. ..I'm waiting DK.

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LOL, OK.

My wife and I were in the Best Buy in Huntsville Al. I was looking for a DVD burner and looking for a good price we had called a number of stores first.

We had called Best Buy and were told that the cheapest one was like a hundred bucks or so. This was a couple of years ago. So we went to another place and purchased one. Then went to BB to pick some other items up.

While there I found a DVD burner for approx 70 bucks, now this is after the store clerk said the cheapest was over a hundred bucks. I approached a clerk and he seem like "So, what?" wrong.

I then found the store manager. A young guy about 23-26 years old. I proceeded to tell him what had happened and that I thought the clerk was very rude to me with his attitude. The manager said.

"Dude, it is only a DVD burner!"

I then commenced to tell him in no uncertain terms that I was not HIS DUDE and I didn't care if it was a pen, his clerk was rude, and that as a manager he should have more pride in his store. Words were exchanged and he said. Leave the store. LOL I laughed at him and told him he needed to go change his diaper because he stunk. I then walked away.

He followed me yelling at me behind my back. I stopped suddenly and turned around to face him and he went completely white and back paddeled almost knocking a old lady over. I told him. I am not leaving until I get my wife and then I told him to back off.

I found my wife and then security followed me out of the store and the manager told me not to come back.

My wife was laughing so hard at what happened and actually asked the guy if he was out of high school and he should not be play acting as a manager. He was so pissed his face was a bright red.

We went back there a little over a year later and found out that he had been moved out of the store shortly after the incident. LOL


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lol...Ya, that manager sounded very young, and it doesn't surprise me that he was moved after that incident. He made an ass out of himself, as a manager, in front of tons of customers. Good one. ...I was hoping that you'd done something crazy to get banned though. :D

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I stopped doing really crazy things when the doctors gave me these funny pills that they said would make me feel better. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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