|HOW TO INSTALL A """HOME SECURITY SYSTEM"
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|Author:||Catherine [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:55 pm ]|
|Post subject:||HOW TO INSTALL A """HOME SECURITY SYSTEM"|
HOW TO INSTALL A """HOME SECURITY SYSTEM""" IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work
boots, size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and
Ammo and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
" Hey Bubba,
Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside.
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