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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:47 pm 
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Two wives convince their husbands that they need a ladies night out. The guys reluctantly agree. The women go to a bar, stay a little too late & have far too much to drink.

Driving home, they both need to "pee" but every place is closed. One woman says to the other: "Lets stop at the cemetery & we'll go behind a tree. I'll watch out for you & you watch out for me."

Ok, so they agree & stop at a cemetery to relieve themselves.

The first woman does her business but doesn't have anything to wipe with, so she uses her panties and discards them. The second woman then also does her business, but she's wearing pantyhose. What to do???

She looks around and notices a wreath with a big ribbon. She yanks it off
and uses it. The women drive on home quite late.

The next day one husband calls the other husband: "My wife got home real
late last night and was totally drunk. I' m pissed! I think she might have been up to something because she had panties on when she left, but came home not wearing any."

The other one says "You think that's bad! My old lady passed out on the
couch when she finally came home. This morning I found a note stuck to her butt that read: 'The Men of the Evergreen Volunteer Fire Company will never forget you!'"


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