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Author:  Catherine [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:11 pm ]
Post subject:  CATS RULE!

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the
answer to "Where do pets come from?"


Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden,
you walked with us every day. Now we
do not see you any more.
We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to
remember how much you love us."

And God said, I will create a companion for you
that will be with you and
who will be a reflection of my love for you,
so that you will love me
even when you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish or childish or
unlovable you may be, this new companion
will accept you as you are and will love
you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a
companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased. And the new
animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and
he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the
Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a
reflection of my love for you, his name will be a
reflection of my own name,
and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam and Eve
and was a companion to them adored and loved them.

And they were comforted. And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride.
They strut and preen like peacocks and they
believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, I will create for them a companion
who will be with them and who will see them as they are.
The companion will remind them of their
limitations, so they will know that they are
not always worthy of adoration"

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when
Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes,
they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased..

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

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Author:  Bilbo37 [ Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:21 am ]
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:wav:

Author:  dori [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:31 am ]
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Oh man, that is SO TRUE!

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