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 Post subject: Great advice from honest Abe
PostPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:56 am 
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One night, George W. Bush is awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Bush asks, "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves through the dark bedroom. "Tom," W asks, "what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," Jefferson advises.

Bush isn't sleeping well the next night, and sees another figure moving in the shadows. It's Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asks.

Abe answers, "Go see a play."

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:lol: :lol: Good one, Jesse!

Abe...always knew what was good for the country!

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"Democrats work to help people who need help.
That other party, they work for people who don't need help.
That's all there is to it."

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 4:14 pm 
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Jesse,

Check out what I posted down below in this section called "What Should He Do?":
http://tvnewslies.org/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=506

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