Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I now have this picture in my head of black and blue ears, and difficulty breathing through my nose, and I just can't stop giggling.
Thanks to Apple, now everyone will be happy.