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Location: NC
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A young woman was pulled over in Austin , Texas for
speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open
his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
Texas State Police Ball."
He replied, " Texas State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd
just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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That other party, they work for people who don't need help.
That's all there is to it."
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