Periodic Table of Elements to add Godnium

By Channel Zero, TVNL Spoof Writer | August 26, 2007

Liberty Hall, No Wheresville - At a ceremony held outside the steps of Liberty Hall, leaders of the late Jerry Falwell were pleased to unveil a surprise addition the the hallowed Periodic Table of Elements named Godnium, symbol FU.

Falwell followers had wanted Falwellium but Congress voted against that, siting that it sounded too much like Orwellian.

(To be continued ...)